69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
