is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
