Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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