Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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