One girl and one boy is just not enough.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't turn off my feet"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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