She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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