i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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