awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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