scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
