What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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