she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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