he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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