i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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