i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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