watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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