I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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