erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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