Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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