Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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