no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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