If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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