Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came in the potted fern
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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