i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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