after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
