yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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