So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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