i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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