WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
