I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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