I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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