so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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