I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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