But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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