i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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