the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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