i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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