I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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