I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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