id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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