im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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