I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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