a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have post one night stand depression
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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