Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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