you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
