Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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