Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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