similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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