I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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