She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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