speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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