are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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