im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
