Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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