why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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